Friday, January 22, 2010

Fuck You Friday Wonder Pet edition

This F-U Friday is dedicated to Samsmama for the facebook message that ruined started off my morning.

Fuck You Wonder Pets! Fuck your silly mind numbing song that loops in my head on repeat if I hear even a fraction of it at any time. Fuck your stupid little outfits and morality stories that always make Lenny out to be the all knowing God Of Helpfulness And Good Manners! Fuck you Ming Ming – I hate your lisp and you’re a selfish little bitch. Tuck, you’re just sad. Sad and STUPID! You never think for yourself! Fuck the fly-boat – could these preschool animals find a more ridiculous name for a flying contraption? My left elbow could come up with something more creative! Finally, FUCK all the absurd baby animals that are always getting in trouble! Here’s a hint – share, try new things and eat your veggies – then maybe the terrible self righteous trio won’t be called upon to save your dumb ass.

What's gonna work? My foot up your butt! I hate that show. And the fucking celery at the end.

In random WTF news I had a strange dream last night. I was knitting a scarf (shocker!) when I looked up and noticed that my younger sister was using my hair dryer. I said "You know that hair dryer is evil, don't you?" and it promptly tried to attack her. WTF? I don't know. I love my hair dryer and don't think it's evil at all.

Have a great weekend!

11 comments:

LceeL said...

Having a bad Friday morning, are we?

hokgardner said...

Perhaps it's time you stopped watching nick.

My son sings the stoopid song wrong, and we like his version better - "Wonder Pets, Wonder Pets, we're not too smart."

Kate said...

Max and Ruby is the devil too. At least my son calls it, "Sax and Booby" and I end up singing "Sax and Boobyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Booby and Sax!"

Have a great weekend.

Krimmyk said...

Higgley Town Heroes was the show, I personally would have taken a hit out on. You know if you could "take out" a show. I'm grateful Little Dude has outgrown that show as well as Wonderpuzts. I do however have WP as a ringtone for one of my GF. Of course I have the theme from Psycho for when my mother calls...

Stacie's Madness said...

TEEEAAAAM WORK...
AH YES...

crazy hair dryer. :)

Kris said...

I hate the Wonder Pets but you know I can sing the entire intro song! WTF?

Have a good weekend

Pearl said...

I think if I ever murder somebody, the wonder pets theme song will be playing in my head.

travellinbaen said...

I have to say I'm ok with the wonder pets. I DO hate that lisp the duck has. However, a high school friend writes music for the show so I'm predisposed to appreciate that part of it.

Kate, I'm with you on Max and Ruby. In 15 minutes, mehow Kai-Lin goes off and they come on. Kai-Lin's theme song is the one I can't shake, but even with the neverending loop, Max and Ruby sux most.

I can't believe I'm participating in this conversation. How did it come to this????

bsouth said...

Blimey, sounds scarey. Thank goodness we don't have it on cbeebies!

Madame Queen said...

Man, I love the thought of F-You fridays, though usually I'm in more of an eff you mode on Mondays. Doesn't have the same alliterative effect as Friday though, does it?

I have to say that i don't hate the Wonder Pets nearly as much as i do Max and Ruby. Or Caillou. That kid sends me into a murderous rage.

Amber D. said...

Backyardigans' theme song wins for most annoying EVER. Wonder Pets, running a close second.