Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Whiney Wednesday - you tell me...

But wait! There's more!

Muffin apparently soaked up the crazy juice at Doc Therapist the other day and lost her freaking mind! She had a tantrum at school today, clung to me like a starfish (not in the cute way) and proceeded to completely demolish my bathroom when it was bath time! My swiffer was torn apart. My nightcreme was destroyed. Various hair doodles were strewn about and on top of it all - she was nekkid and sucking her thumb.

Here's the kicker - her bath is in her own bathroom - not mine! WTF Muffin? We had a little "come to Jesus" meeting wherein I popped her bottom I asked for an explanation. None was forthcoming. She apologized (rather insincerely) and sobbed through the entire bath experience.

All this after I had just received a six-inch needle in my ass to alleviate the pain in my "piriformus" area. Because I have back/hip/leg issues. Well, back/hip/leg issues on top of the fact that my orthopedist is a sadistic, evil man.



No kidding - this is the image that came up when I googled "piriformus." (can I just pretend that this is an actual representation of my belly/thighs/ass area? please!?!) This is EXACTLY what I received today, along with several tiny lidocaine shots in the nearby muscles in order for the sadist orthopedist to knead out the muscle cramps. Thanks Doc Pain!

So, I got to limp around after my ornery daughter tonight.

I'm thinking that this Wednesday might call for some wine. Winey Wednesday? Or maybe Whiney Wednesday? Either/Or - works for me. Think it will stick?

3 comments:

Madame Queen said...

It must have been something in the air today. Punkin had meltdown after meltdown in WalMart and Target today and actually bit the crap out of my arm. THAT did not go over well.

I think sometimes they just have a bad day like we do, only they don't know how to handle it. Sucks doesn't it? :)

Madame Queen said...

Oh, and that shot? Holy crap!

Stacie said...

omg you make me laugh...WITH you I am sure.

there must be something in the air lately...my 4 yr old has been a terror. AND ABSOLUTE DEVIL CHILD. Don't let his cute pictures fool ya.