Muffin apparently soaked up the crazy juice at Doc Therapist the other day and lost her freaking mind! She had a tantrum at school today, clung to me like a starfish (not in the cute way) and proceeded to completely demolish my bathroom when it was bath time! My swiffer was torn apart. My nightcreme was destroyed. Various hair doodles were strewn about and on top of it all - she was nekkid and sucking her thumb.
Here's the kicker - her bath is in her own bathroom - not mine! WTF Muffin? We had a little "come to Jesus" meeting wherein
All this after I had just received a six-inch needle in my ass to alleviate the pain in my "piriformus" area. Because I have back/hip/leg issues. Well, back/hip/leg issues on top of the fact that my orthopedist is a sadistic, evil man.
No kidding - this is the image that came up when I googled "piriformus." (can I just pretend that this is an actual representation of my belly/thighs/ass area? please!?!) This is EXACTLY what I received today, along with several tiny lidocaine shots in the nearby muscles in order for the
sadist orthopedist to knead out the muscle cramps. Thanks Doc Pain!
So, I got to limp around after my ornery daughter tonight.I'm thinking that this Wednesday might call for some wine. Winey Wednesday? Or maybe Whiney Wednesday? Either/Or - works for me. Think it will stick?