I Am Useless

We received new computers here at the office. At first I was really pissed off because I found out (rather quickly) that they had taken off all the games. Bastards! Then, I made an astounding discovery: No Firewall.

It was like the gates of Heaven opened up while a choir of angels sang glorious hymns celebrating the internet. Praise be!

Since I received my new computer I can honestly say that my production has been if not halved then at least quartered. I have discovered that having access to ebay at work can be detrimental to the checkbook and that Poppit is addicting.

Also, as the best mom on the planet, I have been answering quiz questions on my daughter's Webkinz account to raise money. So she can spend it. On virtual stuffed animals and their accouterments.

There is a small part of me that actually wants the firewall to be put back in place. Evidently I'm completely irresponsible and can not be trusted with free access to all the joys of the web.

TMZ is crack. Hulu is calling me. Gotta run.