Say you get up around 5:30am on Saturday and, after brewing a fine cup of joe, stagger into the living room to see what infomercials are on TV when you see this:
What would you think? I'll tell you what I thought - SPIDER!
I'm not sure if I've mentioned my very deep and abiding hatred for all things arachnid, but suffice it to say I jumped clear out of my slippers and splashed my perfect cup of coffee everywhere.
Only to discover that it was not in fact a spider but a tiny little dinosaur that had been left out by my
soon to be endangered precious child.
Three guesses as to who got coffee clean-up duty. Rhymes with "puffin."