Thursday, August 7, 2008

Star Wars Lines You Might Hear In A Porno

Do you love Star Wars! I know I do!! I remember seeing it for the first time, many many years ago, and thinking "Golly, that was a cool movie!" (I probably would have inserted some explicitives except that I was something like seven years old and hadn't learned any good ones yet.)

The Keeper Of Lists has created a list of the Top 106 Actual Star Wars Lines You Might Hear In A Porno and it made me laugh long and hard (Hey! That could probably be in a porno too!) Here are the top 25, but you should totally go check out the rest:

1. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
2. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
3. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
4. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid
5. "Backdoor, huh? Good idea."
6. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
7. Let's blow this thing so we can go home!
8. Pull out Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!
9. "Look at the size of that thing"
10. You've got something jammed in here real good.
11. Almost there... just a couple of seconds...
12. Negative! It didn't go in. It just impacted on the surface
13. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
14. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one.
15. "Get on top of it!" "I'm trying!"
16. "I want you to take her. I mean it! Take her!"
17. "This may smell bad, kid, but it'll keep you warm."
18. "Hey! Point that thing someplace else!"
19. I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me 'Master'
20. Sorry about the mess...
21. "I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
22. "We're going in, and we're going in full throttle."
23. "He is here. I have felt him"
24. I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie.
25. "She's my sister."

Bonus points if you know what scene these lines came from and EXTRA bonus points if you can spot any that are misquoted. I saw one! (Hint, it's number 7 and yeah - I'm that big of a Star Wars dork)

2 comments:

1blueshi1 said...

So funny! I never thought about "it" in "that way" (hehehe), but boy those lines sure do shine, taken out of context!
you know, as a kid I was a huuuuge fan, I was even Princess Leia for Halloween at age five, but my adoration has faded to the point where I haven't even seen the last one. I wanted to go see it in the theater, but I was afraid it would be too violent for the kids...and then I taped it but only watched a few minutes of Anakin acting like a complete jackhole before I hit the delete button.
On the positive side, The Closer is finally showing new episodes!

Andrew said...

This is an oldie but still a goodie. I love it. And was it "blow this thing up"?