Monday, May 3, 2010

What, Six Weeks Already?

Wow. Six weeks have gone by pretty fast with no updates in Bebop-land. Any idea why that might be? Well, it's pretty much because nothing has happened.

Oh sure, Muffin said some really cute things and her jack-ass of a dad acted like a... well, a Jackass. But neither of things is novel nor earth shattering. Though, as a mom I have to say Muffin's little turns of phrase are pretty adorable. She has taken to spelling things out and the results are very amusing. I love six-year-olds. As long as they are related to me. (Just kidding! not really)

I have utterly failed at unpacking the boxes I swore to have unpacked by Easter. When was Easter? Like a month ago? Yep, epic fail on my part! But I own it. It's like I was explaining to my older sister - I've lived without this crap for nearly a year now!

Part of me just wants to throw the boxes in the dump. But a greater part of me knows that there are things in these boxes that I will want later. Things like baby pictures and shit. You know, that stuff we're supposed to hold on to for sentiment's sake? I'm reminded of a George Carlin skit that explains the mystery of *stuff* - anyone else remember that one? Just me? No wait! There's YOUTUBE!

Yep, pretty much me in a nutshell. All I need is my Vaseline, french toenail clippers and a dildo. AND if you didn't watch to the end of that clip then you can just keep imagining those are my treasured possessions. If you did watch until the end... How did he know? (LOL! no really how did he KNOW)

So, my time off? I can't really account for it. Just living, working, driving, shopping - the stuff of life. I'd blog more at work (my favorite place to blog!) but my computer is inconveniently placed so that everyone walking by can see the screen. Strangely enough, blogging on company time isn't exactly smiled upon. Go figure.


Unknown said...

There you are. And I watched all the way to the end. :)

Mary said...

miss you :( but glad life's just normal ;0

Bev said...

Blogging on company time is frowned-upon? WHOOPS!

Glad things are ok in Bebopland!

Barbara said...

Damn them for inconveniently placing your screen. How thoughtless of them.

Good to see you again.

Mala said...

Can you just put a blanket over your head and your computer monitor, you know, like those old cameras. That'll give you some blog-time privacy.

Leandra said...

I thought you'd been writing all this time. (What are you writing anyway?)

Yeah, I blog at work too (SHHHHH!). Fortunately I have a cube so no one can see my screen.

Adrianne said...

haha! i have a 6yr old that i love the shit out of too! but i certainly don't claim to love all of his little asshole classmates. ahem. (did i just type that?)

this post had the triple-whammy of shit that i can relate to. one adorable six year old, george carlin & bloging at work. (except i don't blog anymore.)

glad to see you here again. :)

Unknown said...

missed you. love the new picture~