*ahem*
Say you get up around 5:30am on Saturday and, after brewing a fine cup of joe, stagger into the living room to see what infomercials are on TV when you see this:
What would you think? I'll tell you what I thought - SPIDER!
I'm not sure if I've mentioned my very deep and abiding hatred for all things arachnid, but suffice it to say I jumped clear out of my slippers and splashed my perfect cup of coffee everywhere.
Only to discover that it was not in fact a spider but a tiny little dinosaur that had been left out by my soon to be endangered precious child.
Three guesses as to who got coffee clean-up duty. Rhymes with "puffin."
LOL! I absolutely hate when Halloween time comes around because 20 times a week I'm scared by finding those stupid plastic spider rings.
ReplyDeleterhymes with "puffin" lmfao...
ReplyDeletesorry you were scared!
haha, i have a little hairy mouse (as in, a toy mouse) that looks so real, I've had fun scaring people with it... (the mouse)
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who is impressed that your house is so clean that this tiny little dino would catch your eye? The only "spider" I would notice at 5:30am pre-coffee would have to be at least as big as the cat and would need to have a blinking hazard light on it's back.
ReplyDeleteHa, a spider is exactly what I was initially thinking looking at the first pic. I don't think I've ever said this before, but better a dinosaur than a spider! lol
ReplyDeleteFun post!
At least you don't have a boy. He brings shit IN the house!
ReplyDeleteI totally thought it was going to be cat poop!
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